3/30/2009

TWO (2) CR33PERZ TRY THEIR HARDEST TO SCARE THE ONE 1337 PERSON THEY KNOW AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE (i.e. FRANCE)

B. McGILLICUDDY

Floyd: morning
me: hey
posted a new blog
or blogged a new post
Sent at 10:27 AM on Monday
Floyd: LOL
funny
uploading video
me: awesome
Floyd: but
me: can't wait
Floyd: for la frere
its personal
me: oh...rly?
not public?
Floyd: it's like a have fun in france
no
it's too confessional
me: ur very interesting u r
Floyd: why
me: b/c that was the thought i had before i wrote that
no other reason really
Floyd: yeah true
i wanna be included
me: mad hits today
Floyd: yeah?
me: MMAAAAADDD HITS
Floyd: it's all dom
and his la frere chasing
it's okay though
she either is or is not mine
lol
me: pretty sure saturday was just weekend slumpsihy stuff
Floyd: yeah
weekdays when everyone needs to procrastinate
me: yes
Floyd: no one has time on weekends to procrastinate
too busy with their social life
except us
me: but not us
lol
Floyd: we're justl osers sitting at home
i wanted to email her the video
me: writin' blogs and makin' monies
Floyd: but it wouldn't let me
me: that's sad
you did it on fb?
Floyd: no i did it on comp
tried to add it here
oh well
was too personal for fb
now uploading to youtube
gonna get cereal
mom wondering why i haven't ome down from the dungeon
has to leave in an hour an half
me: lol so sad
:'(
just wanted to see it turn
Floyd: yeah i know
:(:(:)
hahahaha
okay
gonna eat
me: rofl
Floyd: :(:)
me: what is that?
that's awesome
it's like frogs having sex or something
bye
Sent at 10:36 AM on Monday
Floyd: haha
my mom made vegetable soup
my teeth are hurting
do i have cavities
how will i share my videos
me: i don't know
didn't know you had a youtube
Floyd: totes
me: can you make youtube vids private?
Floyd: yeah
me: also, i think you should have recorded it as a vid on facebook in a private message to la frere, but maybe that's too much to suggest
Sent at 10:41 AM on Monday
Floyd: i aint gonna do it agian
me: okay. you obvs love her soooo much
anyway
i cann't wait until hro's siriusxmu show today
because
i'm going to clean my house to it
and when i'm done
i will feel complete
:)
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
<3 u gchat
omg
<3 U SO MUCH
OMG
Floyd: hahaa
<3
ghey
me: u first
if you come out of the closet
i will
prms
Floyd: is it bad that i like her
i'm not ghey
i like grlz
like la frere
me: yah me 2. but i'm obvs gay b/c i didn't bed her when i had the chance
so duh
Floyd: yeah
you fag
me: bt now you have her
so you come out
Floyd: so glad you didn't
me: and i will 2
Floyd: would be awkward
me: dude, u've never slept with a girl your buddy slept with?
you're not really bohemian
Floyd: but she's been all abstinent
haha
thats a lolocaust
i am bohemian
more so than you
preacher boy
me: it's so awesome going over notes post-post-having the same chick
Floyd: vagina is a holy space
me: it's totes the closest 2 bros can get
Floyd: hahaha
i can imagine
me: 2 each other without "beeing gay 2gether"
Floyd: but better not happenign with la frere
me: yeah i promsd already
so ur gud
life gets so complicated sometimes
glad i'm chosing not to complicate this
Floyd: no doubt
me: b/c i <3 u bro
Floyd: glad too
?
me: what was the punctuation for?
Floyd: why do you love me
Sent at 10:49 AM on Monday
Floyd: i'm ghey
me: b/c u can draw and u understand my vision 4 the future sumtymes
Floyd: i sent you email
basically what i said to la frere
me: and we both have old dogs
Sent at 10:51 AM on Monday
Floyd: yaahhhh
true
read what i wrote
tell me if i'm pushy
gonna shower
Sent at 10:52 AM on Monday
me: okay
u already sent it tho
lolz
Sent at 10:54 AM on Monday
me: u r kewt
i'm channeling la frere right now
and i'm saying "yes, yes, yes"
Sent at 10:56 AM on Monday
me: b/c u r human, and she likes humans, and u r getting vulns 4 her outside of a creeper context, which is safe and endearing, and u r an artist and she likes artists, and u can cook. so u r doing good.
and it is kewt
like how kittens and teddybears and twee love songs are kewt
so she's going "awwww" and "awwww" is good 4 now
but it doesn't keep ppl 2gether unfortunately (i'm projecting now)
Sent at 10:59 AM on Monday
Floyd: HAHAHA
i like how you projected
aww shouldn't keep people together though
you're right
and you are projecting
me: :)))
ghey now
it's so ghey noa
nao*
mao
mrrrrow purrs
Floyd: but srsly
yeah
vulns
realistic vulns
humanity
me: yes
she likes humans
generally
Floyd: i have good relationship with aquarius
and never get bored
yeah
whatever
me: oh
Floyd: you know
what
too much thinking
me: you know what?
Floyd: ?
me: you haven't been reading THE STEPS
THE STEPS
Floyd: HaHAHA
shit
you're so right
but i'll be okay
i'm giving the relationship to her now
ol
me: FUCK
okay
lol
i'm starting to think that ONE STEP is flawed
NEVER GIVE THE RELATIONSHIP TO THE CHICK
might have to write a post about that
lol
j/k
Floyd: HAHAHA
i think i'm on step 8
me: oh and nvm
Floyd: play confident idiot
lol
me: you exactly
good job
rofl
GUESS HOW I FOUND IT!?
Floyd: high five
me: i used the "search"
lol
Floyd: i know
ME TOO
lol
me: it worked
ROFL YAY kinda
Floyd: lol
weather good
why am i asking you
you're faaar
me: not here, not yet
when does she leave?
Floyd: tomorrow
me: oh yeah
Floyd: will ignore her all day
me: it's going to be 65 2day
Floyd: then email her link to vids
hahaha
tonight
me: ur kewt
and kinda sadistic
Floyd: AHAHAH
me: what if she wants to "spend the day with you"?
Floyd: busy
at school
getting high
too bad
me: that's fucked up
Floyd: what aout when i wanna spend the day with her
HUH
HUH
she doesnt care then
:'(
me: thought it was "in her handz nao"
Floyd: it is
but
me: thought u were 'playing the confident idjit"
Floyd: she is in my hands
so this is a fucked up vortex
this is playing
if i talk to ehr
can't do it
when i have the cahnce to talk to her
i will
me: what if she "talks 2 u?"
Floyd: today is school
then i talk bac
me: okay
awesome
ur kewt
i'm ghey
we'll talk
Floyd: gtg eat
me: OOO MAKE A WISH
Floyd: i wsih la frere falls maddly in love and misses me
SHIT
not gonna happen
me: ROFL
2bad
miss u superstition
go eat
Sent at 11:12 AM on Monday

When keepin' it real goes viral,

B. McGILLICUDDY

4 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS EFFECTIVELY THE MOST INCREDIBLE PUBLICITY STUNT EVER
    A+++++++++++++

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  2. 1. Yeah, I totally visited this page about 7 million times in the last two days. Thank me for it later.

    2. Could you quit posting so much in rapid succession? I'm having trouble keeping up.

    3. That's what she said. (Wtf?)

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  3. we're going to keep this place a clusterfuck until we hit our artistic stride...which might be tomorrow, or might be in our late thirties. srydomo.

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