TWO (2) CR33PERZ TRY THEIR HARDEST TO SCARE THE ONE 1337 PERSON THEY KNOW AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE (i.e. FRANCE)

B. McGILLICUDDY

Floyd: morning
me: hey
posted a new blog
or blogged a new post
Sent at 10:27 AM on Monday
Floyd: LOL
funny
uploading video
me: awesome
Floyd: but
me: can't wait
Floyd: for la frere
its personal
me: oh...rly?
not public?
Floyd: it's like a have fun in france
no
it's too confessional
me: ur very interesting u r
Floyd: why
me: b/c that was the thought i had before i wrote that
no other reason really
Floyd: yeah true
i wanna be included
me: mad hits today
Floyd: yeah?
me: MMAAAAADDD HITS
Floyd: it's all dom
and his la frere chasing
it's okay though
she either is or is not mine
lol
me: pretty sure saturday was just weekend slumpsihy stuff
Floyd: yeah
weekdays when everyone needs to procrastinate
me: yes
Floyd: no one has time on weekends to procrastinate
too busy with their social life
except us
me: but not us
lol
Floyd: we're justl osers sitting at home
i wanted to email her the video
me: writin' blogs and makin' monies
Floyd: but it wouldn't let me
me: that's sad
you did it on fb?
Floyd: no i did it on comp
tried to add it here
oh well
was too personal for fb
now uploading to youtube
gonna get cereal
mom wondering why i haven't ome down from the dungeon
has to leave in an hour an half
me: lol so sad
:'(
just wanted to see it turn
Floyd: yeah i know
:(:(:)
hahahaha
okay
gonna eat
me: rofl
Floyd: :(:)
me: what is that?
that's awesome
it's like frogs having sex or something
bye
Sent at 10:36 AM on Monday
Floyd: haha
my mom made vegetable soup
my teeth are hurting
do i have cavities
how will i share my videos
me: i don't know
didn't know you had a youtube
Floyd: totes
me: can you make youtube vids private?
Floyd: yeah
me: also, i think you should have recorded it as a vid on facebook in a private message to la frere, but maybe that's too much to suggest
Sent at 10:41 AM on Monday
Floyd: i aint gonna do it agian
me: okay. you obvs love her soooo much
anyway
i cann't wait until hro's siriusxmu show today
because
i'm going to clean my house to it
and when i'm done
i will feel complete
:)
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
<3 u gchat
omg
<3 U SO MUCH
OMG
Floyd: hahaa
<3
ghey
me: u first
if you come out of the closet
i will
prms
Floyd: is it bad that i like her
i'm not ghey
i like grlz
like la frere
me: yah me 2. but i'm obvs gay b/c i didn't bed her when i had the chance
so duh
Floyd: yeah
you fag
me: bt now you have her
so you come out
Floyd: so glad you didn't
me: and i will 2
Floyd: would be awkward
me: dude, u've never slept with a girl your buddy slept with?
you're not really bohemian
Floyd: but she's been all abstinent
haha
thats a lolocaust
i am bohemian
more so than you
preacher boy
me: it's so awesome going over notes post-post-having the same chick
Floyd: vagina is a holy space
me: it's totes the closest 2 bros can get
Floyd: hahaha
i can imagine
me: 2 each other without "beeing gay 2gether"
Floyd: but better not happenign with la frere
me: yeah i promsd already
so ur gud
life gets so complicated sometimes
glad i'm chosing not to complicate this
Floyd: no doubt
me: b/c i <3 u bro
Floyd: glad too
?
me: what was the punctuation for?
Floyd: why do you love me
Sent at 10:49 AM on Monday
Floyd: i'm ghey
me: b/c u can draw and u understand my vision 4 the future sumtymes
Floyd: i sent you email
basically what i said to la frere
me: and we both have old dogs
Sent at 10:51 AM on Monday
Floyd: yaahhhh
true
read what i wrote
tell me if i'm pushy
gonna shower
Sent at 10:52 AM on Monday
me: okay
u already sent it tho
lolz
Sent at 10:54 AM on Monday
me: u r kewt
i'm channeling la frere right now
and i'm saying "yes, yes, yes"
Sent at 10:56 AM on Monday
me: b/c u r human, and she likes humans, and u r getting vulns 4 her outside of a creeper context, which is safe and endearing, and u r an artist and she likes artists, and u can cook. so u r doing good.
and it is kewt
like how kittens and teddybears and twee love songs are kewt
so she's going "awwww" and "awwww" is good 4 now
but it doesn't keep ppl 2gether unfortunately (i'm projecting now)
Sent at 10:59 AM on Monday
Floyd: HAHAHA
i like how you projected
aww shouldn't keep people together though
you're right
and you are projecting
me: :)))
ghey now
it's so ghey noa
nao*
mao
mrrrrow purrs
Floyd: but srsly
yeah
vulns
realistic vulns
humanity
me: yes
she likes humans
generally
Floyd: i have good relationship with aquarius
and never get bored
yeah
whatever
me: oh
Floyd: you know
what
too much thinking
me: you know what?
Floyd: ?
me: you haven't been reading THE STEPS
THE STEPS
Floyd: HaHAHA
shit
you're so right
but i'll be okay
i'm giving the relationship to her now
ol
me: FUCK
okay
lol
i'm starting to think that ONE STEP is flawed
NEVER GIVE THE RELATIONSHIP TO THE CHICK
might have to write a post about that
lol
j/k
Floyd: HAHAHA
i think i'm on step 8
me: oh and nvm
Floyd: play confident idiot
lol
me: you exactly
good job
rofl
GUESS HOW I FOUND IT!?
Floyd: high five
me: i used the "search"
lol
Floyd: i know
ME TOO
lol
me: it worked
ROFL YAY kinda
Floyd: lol
weather good
why am i asking you
you're faaar
me: not here, not yet
when does she leave?
Floyd: tomorrow
me: oh yeah
Floyd: will ignore her all day
me: it's going to be 65 2day
Floyd: then email her link to vids
hahaha
tonight
me: ur kewt
and kinda sadistic
Floyd: AHAHAH
me: what if she wants to "spend the day with you"?
Floyd: busy
at school
getting high
too bad
me: that's fucked up
Floyd: what aout when i wanna spend the day with her
HUH
HUH
she doesnt care then
:'(
me: thought it was "in her handz nao"
Floyd: it is
but
me: thought u were 'playing the confident idjit"
Floyd: she is in my hands
so this is a fucked up vortex
this is playing
if i talk to ehr
can't do it
when i have the cahnce to talk to her
i will
me: what if she "talks 2 u?"
Floyd: today is school
then i talk bac
me: okay
awesome
ur kewt
i'm ghey
we'll talk
Floyd: gtg eat
me: OOO MAKE A WISH
Floyd: i wsih la frere falls maddly in love and misses me
SHIT
not gonna happen
me: ROFL
2bad
miss u superstition
go eat
Sent at 11:12 AM on Monday

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B. McGILLICUDDY