A POEM, FOR A QUEER

B. McGILLICUDDY

There was a point on a hand
Where human met hardware
And hardware said "software, begin"

"Chime!" went the interface
Time seemed to slow her pace
Finally the window said "log in"

Each button tapped until the one
That signaled the process was done
And finally the contact list appeared

His heart, pined, she'll be online!
He knew their words would here, combine
He clicked her username and typed "hey there"

But suddenly, her name went pale
His heart it stopped, his voice, it wailed
"She hates me!" all his hope had failed

But look, that other hot chick with the massive tits just got on! Sweet! *Click*

B. McGILLICUDDY