3/18/2009

NOTE TO SELF II

B. McGILLICUDDY

Don't leave intimate conversations just as they're getting good, simply because you think you have social obligations. It makes you look like a dick.

And then, once you're high and you get paranoid because you think you look like a dick, you'll find it necessary to apologize profusely and look for advice, when really, you didn't look like that big of a dick in the first place.

Then people will write public blog posts about it.

And those people will actually be bigger dicks than you are, generally, so no worries.

B. McGILLICUDDY

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