GIVE A LITTLE

B. McGILLICUDDY

They offered religion. I offered a helping hand. They took it.

They offered free pizza. She offered to let me watch her clean. I took the latter.

I offered to make out. She offered to make love. We made both.

I offered an audience. They offered good music. They gave me a smiling migraine.

I offered nothing. He offered me friendship. One of them has an expiration date, the other doesn't.

We offered to read. He offered to write. Sometimes we don't make good on our charity.

He offered to talk. I offered to listen. He lost me when he said "help you".

He offered a beer. I offered a 2-note. We traded.

Overall an uneventful Sunday.

B. McGILLICUDDY