SHITTHATiVALUE

B. McGILLICUDDY

BEAUTIFUL THINGS ON DRUGS.
THINGS THAT LOOK LIKE THEY SHOULDN'T GO TOGETHER, BUT DO.
THINGS THAT ARE HIGHLY SENSITIVE TO VIBRATIONS.
THINGS THAT RETAIN VAST AMOUNTS OF INFORMATION.
THINGS THAT ARE WITTY AND HAVE REARRANGED INHIBITION SYNAPSES.
THINGS THAT APPEAR SUBDUED BUT HAVE NO INHIBITION SYNAPSES.
THINGS THAT HAVE TROUBLE APPEARING GROTESQUE WHEN PHOTOGRAPHED.
THINGS THAT AREN'T AT ALL WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE.
THINGS THAT KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN, ESPECIALLY IN THE FACE OF AWKWARD SITUATIONS.
THINGS YOU HAVE TO WORK HARD TO REMIND YOURSELF ARE CAPABLE OF COITUS/SODOMY.
THINGS THAT CONSCIOUSLY PUT COLORS THAT GO TOGETHER WELL TOGETHER.
THINGS THAT CAN ONLY BE TAKEN APART WITH GREAT DIFFICULTY.
THINGS THAT ARE TOO PREOCCUPIED DOING STUFF TO NOTICE HOW AWESOME THEY ARE, GENERALLY.
THINGS THAT ARE SHOCKINGLY SPONTANEOUS.
THINGS THAT MAKE YOU WANT TO DANCE.
THINGS THAT APPEAR CONFIDENT AND MAKE A LOT OF MONEY BUT DO NOT APPEAR TO SPEND IT ON THEMSELVES.
THINGS THAT THINK TOO MUCH FOR THEIR OWN GOOD, AND THEN SPEND HOURS TALKING ABOUT IT.
THINGS THAT SPECIALIZE AND ARE EXCEPTIONAL IN SUBJECTS THAT YOU WOULD NOT ASSOCIATE THEIR PERSONALITIES WITH.
THINGS THAT ARE WELL-KNOWN/LIKED/HATED BUT DO NOT APPEAR TO NOTICE.
THINGS THAT EXHIBIT POTENTIAL.
THINGS THAT APPRECIATE COMPELLING STORY ARCS.
THINGS WITH ACCENTS.
THINGS WITH WITH MEZMERISING VOICES AND ACCENTS.
THINGS THAT ARE DRIVEN DESPITE THE ODDS.
THINGS THAT ARE OVERLY ENERGETIC.
THINGS THAT KNOW STUFF IS ROYALLY FUCKED, BUT STILL STICK AROUND TO WATCH WHAT HAPPENS.
THINGS THAT HAVE SUBTLE, IDIOSYNCRATIC WAYS OF CONVEYING IDEAS.
THINGS THAT AREN'T AS GOOD AS YOU EXPECTED THEM TO BE, BUT ARE STILL DAMN GOOD.

B. McGILLICUDDY