of christina aguilera
on our blog
is giving me a boner
prime time for that photo shoot
you're really lonely
OMG YES I AM
I AM LIKE THE MOST LONELY I'VE EVER FELT
AND I MEAN LIKE FEEELLLLLTT
i have been alone and lonely and felt lonely while people are there before
THIS is the most lonely i have EVER FELT
it feels weird
esp since like it's there but not there when talking to you
i think i'm going to message that guy who hates me
he just got online
k go do that
maybe i'll poke him
this is in jest
i'm too lonely to reach out to people
you know how that is
lost it all
got gay for van gogh
then van gogh had an affair with the ear rapist
and degas painted himself killing himself
but didn't actually do it
but mary cassatt heard about degas' suicide
and thought he really really did it
and got all excited
because she 'hated the twat'
and decided to burn his studio
but while she was pouring lighter fluid everywhere
degas came out of the closet and said 'what are you doing?'
and she turned, and said 'lighting your studio on fire'
and he said 'like hell' and started pouring flame-retardant where she had poured lighter flulid
and then they mudwrestled
stopped believing you
and an elephant stampede ran through
'degas came out of hte closet'
because an elephant never forgets
and degas was 'always a dick' to elephants
and degas and mary cassatt stood in the rubble
the mud caking on their ankles
and watched the sunset
with their tongues intertwined a little, or as much as was possible in that century
new band name
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- you can only degrade me if you're sexy
- AN EXCERPT FROM THE MANUSCRIPT OF MY (W.I.P.) SCIE...
- THE STRANGEST FEELING
- APPLESAUCE PRANKSTERS: A ONE-SIDED FACEBOOK CONVER...
- WHEN WE HAND THEM TO YOU
- P.S. UR GONNA DIE
- WTF BEAUTIFUL?
- WHAT I THINK BAD BREAK-UPS FEEL LIKE (HAPPY ENDING...
- FINALS/LOVE CONNECTION
- FAVORITE BAND SELLS OUT: LIFE OVER
- i wish i had more restraint when it came to things...
- EVERY POST THAT I WRITE ON THIS BLOG IS TOO LONG, ...
- SIGNS AND WONDERS
- FUCK YOU VENUS, A MOVIE.
- THE OCEAN FLOOR
- CASUAL CSEZCKS
- REELING BECAUSE OF THE PASHY PITS
- FLOYD'S AN ASSFACE
- FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA: A BIOGRAPHY
- X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE: RAWR*ANGST*RAWR!!!
- NEVER FORGET, REMEMBERING THE 'NUCULAR HOLOCAUST'
- HEY, REMEMBER ME GUYZ? YEAH, ME NEITHER...
- THE EFFECTS OF BEING INEBRIATED
- LATEX CONDOM
- K.C. PRESENTS "SAME WORD DYSTROPHY"
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