APPLESAUCE PRANKSTERS: A ONE-SIDED FACEBOOK CONVERSATION

B. McGILLICUDDY/FLOYD

Buttercup

that picture

of christina aguilera

on our blog

is giving me a boner
5:23pmdFloyd

so hot
5:23pmButtercup

prime time for that photo shoot
5:24pmFloyd

you're really lonely
5:24pmButtercup

OMG YES I AM

I AM LIKE THE MOST LONELY I'VE EVER FELT

AND I MEAN LIKE FEEELLLLLTT

i have been alone and lonely and felt lonely while people are there before

THIS is the most lonely i have EVER FELT

it feels weird
5:24pmFloyd

you

need
5:25pmButtercup

esp since like it's there but not there when talking to you
5:25pmFloyd

attention

right now
5:25pmButtercup

i think i'm going to message that guy who hates me

he just got online
5:25pmFloyd

k go do that
5:25pmButtercup

maybe i'll poke him

FUCK NO

this is in jest

i'm too lonely to reach out to people

you know how that is
5:26pmFloyd

no

thats it.
5:28pmButtercup

damn

logged off

cunt
5:31pmFloyd

.lol
5:35pmButtercup

degas

badass painter

lost it all

got gay for van gogh

then van gogh had an affair with the ear rapist

and degas painted himself killing himself

but didn't actually do it
5:37pmFloyd

thats fucked
5:37pmButtercup

but mary cassatt heard about degas' suicide

and thought he really really did it

and got all excited

because she 'hated the twat'

and decided to burn his studio

but while she was pouring lighter fluid everywhere

degas came out of the closet and said 'what are you doing?'

and she turned, and said 'lighting your studio on fire'

and he said 'like hell' and started pouring flame-retardant where she had poured lighter flulid

and then they mudwrestled
5:40pmFloyd

k

stopped believing you
5:40pmButtercup

and an elephant stampede ran through
5:40pmFloyd

at

'degas came out of hte closet'
5:40pmButtercup

because an elephant never forgets

and degas was 'always a dick' to elephants

and degas and mary cassatt stood in the rubble

the mud caking on their ankles
5:41pmFloyd

lol
5:41pmButtercup

and watched the sunset

with their tongues intertwined a little, or as much as was possible in that century

applesauce pranksters

new band name

B. McGILLICUDDY/FLOYD