THE REASON THAT GIRLS LIKE ASSHOLES(!?)

B. McGILLICUDDY

Most "good guys" find it difficult to get into worthwhile relationships because "all the good ones" are taken by some "douchebag". Is this because assholes know how to properly woo women? (i.e. roofies, targeting the alcoholic in the clique, waiting three "no's" before consummating the relationship) Or because girls subconsciously like being treated like shit? (i.e. receiving expensive bouquets, chocolates on Valentines Day, monthly drunktexts admitting "i loev u bayb") Or is it because douchebags have a monopoly on appreciating the simple pleasures in life?

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Whatever it is, please stop, because us good guys are horny too :(

B. McGILLICUDDY