HAHAHA, okay, now I have something 'imporatnt ' to say that I think everyone secretly knows, but doesn't say 'out loud' because they are pussies, generally, and 'afraid' to say this:
Here is how the world works, people:
GOD
ANGELS
MEN
WOMEN
DOGS & CATS
OTHER ANIMALS
SATAN
God createed Man in 'His OWN IMAGE', and the women fucked that up by eating that apple, you know?
But like, firest God took man's rib, and like, made women out of it and 'thats why' women aren't as strong as men and stuff.
This guy is right! Except i would use this video and say that's why they SHOULD be at bars! (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) Speaking of that, Whose down for happy hour tomorrow? call me! @ 240-338 -6835 or text me if you have verizon
Anyway,I have talked to some other women who are " femenists" and they think that women are as strong as men and can do stuff that men can do, but they are wrong.
So look, if wiomen were as strong at men, who would raise the babies? Who would do it? I wouldn't do it. babies are dirty and throw up and poop and women like that. But whem men go out and wokr hard and do strong, MEN THINGS, that's good for the economy.
I'm pretty durnk but i' think I"m right about this, right? I think so.
So in conclusion I think that women are good, but that men are better because God said so in HIS word. If Jesus said it, I believe him.
That's all. PEACE OUT
P.S. if woemn were in charge, who would win the wars? Seriously you guys. Women would just pull Obama bin Laden's weeve out or something instead of blowing him up. Seriously
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ReplyDeleteAlso, a true comment: if women were in charge, we would be at war every 28 days, and then never apologize because we would be convinced that the other nations just were not listening that last week of the month no matter what they say to us...Women I implore you not to kill me for saying that, I am listening, that's just how guys joke...please?
Gregory
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