JOURNALISTIC COMMENTARY:
Whizkid-golfer-turned-worldwide-phenom, Tiger Woods, has had his share of incriminating, no, soul-degrading mishaps and undignified press observations in the past. But who would have thought a triple sex scandal-slash-possibly serious car accident would ever be the tipping point for Woods's internet celebrity gossip heyday?
Dot dot dot whatever whatever he had an affair and the chick's cashing in. Glory be, famous cunts galore. Like I said, whatever whatever.
My actual commentary on this has to do with the fact that the incident was reported less than 24 hours ago, and we here at Romantic Rhetoric, a group I personally consider on the slow-edge of the cutting edge, are somehow blogging about it.
Does the 'instanews' that incidents like this creates mark a new high/low for memes and meme culture? Do only black super-genius-celebrities receive/deserve this kind of 'OMG' attention (via Kanye and the Taylor Swift incidences/The death of MJ/anything about Obama)?
I don't know, this is Romantic Rhetoric. We're here to talk about affairs, and how they're WRONG.
Sexual dissatisfaction. Let's talk about it. It's chemical, for one, it's 'normal', for two, and I think it's fair to say that any long-term relationship has it. I also think that how 'fair to say this' it is begs the question, 'did The Western World "go wrong" by deeming itself monogamous?'
America's divorce rate alone communicates a sort of inherent torpidity regarding prolonged expectations that a couple can be happy together. Is it social convention alone that perpetuates the idea of it being 'wrong' to cheat when dissatisfied? Is 'the promise of fidelity' that marriage implies too weighty and concrete for any and all people to adhere to?
If man were meant to be monogamous, God would have given him a one-time-only deal on 'The Cock'. Even the one-time-only cock wouldn't deserve these boobs:
Tiger Woods apparently had three affairs. Three. Have you seen Tiger Woods's wife?
Have you seen Tiger Woods?
'It's one thing' to have an affair. 'It's an entirely different thing' to use your golf prowess and celebrity to try to usurp how fucking awkward you are to have sex with multiple women.
I personally don't enjoy cheating. I don't like anything about how it feels. So, in relation to my experience, the fact that Tiger Woods didn't learn his lesson after 'numero uno o dos', is just a testament to how insanely horny/lonely one person can feel. Or what Vegas can do to a person's sense of rationale/the general state of their genitals.
Bro, Tiger, 'what happens in Vegas...' Dumbass.
How does it feel to be cheated on?
Have you ever cheated and felt 'okay' with it?
How many would you say is the 'worst possible number' of times one person could get caught cheating?
Tiger recently made a public apology and owned up to everything, saying his wife is too good for him and that he will try to be a better person, father, lover, etc. Empty words? Or just trying to get the media off his back?
Either way, I'm 'banking on' Tiger's marriage hitting rock bottom before his career completely flops.
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