If I stretch my existence out long enough
I will eventually have the opportunity to genuinely love
Twenty people, I think
I just heard an explosion
Was that a fucking bomb???
Oh jesus, don't let that have been a bomb
Christ Almighty! Christ Almighty! Christ Almighty
There is nothing I would rather do than write poetry right now
Maybe have a cigarette
I eat chocolate frequently
And masturbate when I have time
And enough energy to think hard about a girl I have feelings for
Or whose ass seems to make good vertical movements
The potential for not feeling alone seems to increase when there are more people available on facebook chat
But I don't indulge in talking to people needlessly
Because it only kind of helps my existential crisis
I want to only do things that substantially counteract the effects of my existential crisis
No I don't,
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- HATING MY B( . )( . )BS, FOLKS
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