I want all of the women I have ever had sex with
To get married and have eleven natural births each
And for me to never meet another woman ever
Who is not legally obligated to one human penis
So that I can die relatively happy
Knowing that I am entirely unsatisfactory
As a long-term acquaintance
Because I am entirely unsatisfied
With the current state of my life
Being alone everywhere
I want to meet a strange woman
Who only likes beautiful things on the internet
And is emotionally uncompromising
And who thinks that humans are extremely basic systems
And that she is not a human
But a space monster and secondhand cyborg
And who thinks that I am completely unsatisfactory
Except cultivating internet beauty
She will take a photograph of us
At night, inside of the ocean
Where life is everywhere
And while maintaining a neutral facial expression
Force my face under the ocean
Until I am dead
Using her tiny, uncompromising, space monster hands
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- THINKING ABOUT BECOMING A COUPLES/SEX/MARRIAGE COU...
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- so gone
- A NEVER-ENDING MOONBUTT
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- MY COCK
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