When I was younger I got my hand X-rayed
And the doctor predicted that I would grow to be 6'2" to 6'4"
It was like a magic trick.
I was a little disappointed when I stopped growing
And I kind of blamed the doctor for my unhappiness

My last girlfriend was the same height as me
And it made sex difficult
Because I like tossing short girls around
And making their bodies do what I imagine in my head would be fun for them.
I would rather not have sex than witness a fake orgasm,
Because they make me feel like I'm being pitied or maybe insulted somehow

In elementary school I had a crush on a girl whose family were Jehovah's Witnesses
And she didn't say the 'Pledge of Allegiance'.
Elementary School Me thought that this was strange and attractive,
Though I religiously stood, palm to heart, and joined in every time,
I always wanted to stand apathetically with her, and maybe smirk and wink
And mouth the words 'I'm a rebel too, darlin''

I live with a family of Evangelical Christians
And they speak in tongues and cry loudly during church
And there are hundreds of them that all cry together
And believe in things
All while I'm tossing short girls around
And making their bodies do what I imagine in my head would be fun.


1 comment:

  1. you gotta have a lot of sex or be messed up in the head to have a fake orgasm, its like having a fake laugh. can't figure why someone would do it. pitty maybe, maybe just prostitutes?

    what if its a really good fake, so good you think youre the people champ, in this case I understand why someone might do it. Tell someone the truth is better then telling them what they want to hear.

    this is never the case. if a girl is lying there like a cold fish, it would be nice if she 'faked it' lol just for a few minutes. But seriously you need to write a article about how no matter how big your dick is or how good you are in bed, women are almost impossible to please.

    ive had girl say, "I want you not to want it", then you can have it all, its some strange game that's almost impossible to succeed at.