'HORNY'

B. McGILLICUDDY

i don't like not being 'in control' of how much i wish i were having sex
i don't like not being 'in control' of when i wish i were having sex
i don't like not being 'in control' of no longer wishing i were having sex

i don't feel that removing my prostate would 'resolve' this issue
i don't feel that medication, or brain surgery would resolve this issue
i don't feel that the extinction of the female gender would resolve this issue

are you still considered 'horny' during sex? or are you just 'having sex'?
maybe you don't stop 'being horny' until orgasm/ejaculation
maybe horny is the body's reaction to a shockingly simple chemical released into the nervous system

i have trouble believing in multiple orgasms for dudes, but maybe i just don't 'get' specifically what an 'orgasm' is

i have a vagina fetish, and it is the only fetish that i am aware of
if i see/visualize a vagina, even involuntarily, i am 'horny'
boobs are good, but i don't have a boob fetish
feet are good, but i don't have a foot fetish
face is good, but then there's doggy style
and cuddle-fucking
i like asses too, but they are closely associated with vaginae

i haven't had sex in a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long time
it probably just seems that way actually

B. McGILLICUDDY