FINAL POST (WHILE ALIVE)

I didn't get laid 'last minute' and feel pretty shitty about this decision, overall.

For everyone who read, contributed, shit-talked, and supported me/RoRhet, thank you.

To everyone who clicked on the ads, I was able to buy a new pair of shoes because of you, so thanks.

To everyone who has been here from the start, you're the man!

And to all the girls who inspired this blog specifically, thanks for nothing.

Adios amigos.


P.S.

People can read my novel, 'Male, Black', in its entirety by clicking on the image below.

P.P.S.

If you want to get in touch with my family for any personal reasons, you can mail things to:

The Parents of Buttercup McGillicuddy
5006 55th Ave
Hyattsville, MD 20781

They will probably reply.


P.P.P.S.

I am not a vampire, zombie, mummy, or scientifically reanimated biology experiment. This is it. Honestly can't think of any 'good last words.'