you think, 'damn,' after seeing the poster, 'seems "indie"'
'charlize theron. wonder what she is pursuing artistically after making the "career-marring" decision to co-star in "hancock"'
you play the trailer
you think, 'this is that david bowie song at the end of "life aquatic" by wes anderson', 'seems gimmicky in a way i can't relate to'
the trailer asserts 'by the director of "thank you for smoking"'
you think, 'fuck, oh god, no', then the trailer says 'and the writer of "juno"', and you think 'how did someone let this happen again?'
you calmly decide not to write a rambling, slanderous, unironic article about 'what's wrong with indie [or something]' and just post the trailer and type a brief 'critique' with a neutral facial expression and with your mouth slightly agape
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